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« on: December 15, 2007, 05:35:48 PM »

Feel free to browse CoSDS, and view our rants & eccentric behaviors.  We are indeed one-of-a-kind group of individuals and can come off as somewhat prudes.  We may seem like rude folks, but if you look closely, you will see that we do what friends do... just torture each other with no hard feelings.  We don't take anything personally, we're just a rough crowd.  Like, the uncle that rubs the top of your head real hard when he's glad to see you.

Many guests come our way from all different avenues.  Unfortunately, we haven't a clue from where, how, and who these guests are.  Many repeat guests that aren't bots.  Hell, I've even spotted one PRINTING a topic of one of our reviews.  This stuff tells me that there are many out there that find this community interesting.  Soooo... why not join in on our lil' haven of discontent?  :)

Why should I join and what makes this forum any different from other horror communities?

Well, I can tell you one thing... we aren't here to please the masses.  We like small secure groups.  Nothing huge and full of immaturities and drama (fuck.. the drama).  So, with us wishing for you to join isn't because we are out to get a top ranking of some sort.  We like to gab about the films we've seen, that we like, that we hate, and make fun of others because they thought Final Destination was the scariest film ever.  We love the obscure and the exploited, but it won't mean we can't talk about horrible films from Hollywood.

With you joining, it just adds another mix into the group, like any other group.  We are different in more ways than one.  As you can read from all the topics, we are pretty lax.  We have the forum drunk, the forum newborn baby, the forum melancholic suicidal artist, the forum paranoid conspiracy theorist... all this blend of weirdness, and yet we've stayed intact.  Why?  Well, not only are we the best of friends, but we all share a common interest and are not afraid of hurting each others feelings for not agreeing with an opinion.  If you cannot handle bluntness, then perhaps this isn't the place for you.  But, understand... here, it's called tough love.  :)

Ok, I don't feel like joining if you are this rough.
That's ok.  Feel free to browse like you have been.

What benefits are there to joining?
Well, one thing you can't see as a guest is the shoutbox.  Plus, you get to see what the spoilers are, attachments, shit like that.  But, that's not important... you said we were too rough for you.

Most communities I'm in have contests, links to download movies, and talk about the greatest horror films like Freddy Vs. Jason.  Why don't you?
We aren't luring you with gifts and don't want to be a primary source for your movie downloads.  We want this forum to be about discussions on the films, not "where can I find a torrent for... give me this.. why's the tracker down... give me give me... I have this to share... share share give me give."  That's so fucking annoying and everyone misses the point that we want to discuss what we've seen and want to see.  Input, that's what this is about.  If your current community offers downloads, then go right ahead... then come here and discuss it.  We'll listen without bugging you about "give me give me".  We have our means of getting our film.  And as for movies such as FvJ... oh gawd... please, please, PLEASE bring up a topic saying you love this film.  We soooo welcome it.   :uhm:

Gawd, you sound like you have an elite ego.  I want to kick your ass.
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If you have issues, contact me personally.  If you want to hurt me, I like strap-ons in my ass and a ball-gag in my mouth.  Six-foot mistresses with thigh high boots a plus.  Hurt me.   Hurt... me.   :sado:


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*25 January 2008*

We've made the decision to have the board as read-only, with no access to posts for Guests (besides this Category).  It was indeed a tough decision, but it appears we have quite a few peeps printing too many of our viddy reviews, and the accessors are not members.

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*14 February 2009*

We're allowing immediate membership and no admin activation.  With adjustments in the security settings, we've finally thwarted the spammers.

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*24 January 2010*

Board topics are now open for guests to read (with little restrictions to viewing attachments and polls), with an exception to Corrupt Confessional.

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*15 March 2010*

We now do employ the tactics of a contest. Not to lure you in...well, frankly, to lure you in. But also a way of thanking those that have bared the brunt of our inanity.
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« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2007, 01:44:28 AM »

Well said!

On another note, if my malicious words offend anyone, take solace in the fact that I am a mere 130 pound white boy with no physical credentials whatsoever who is gawking upon the computer screen a fair part of my day.

Still...fear me!
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« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2007, 12:54:01 PM »

Well said!

On another note, if my malicious words offend anyone, take solace in the fact that I am a mere 130 pound white boy with no physical credentials whatsoever who is gawking upon the computer screen a fair part of my day.

Still...fear me!

130 lbs is a gross exaggeration I think.  :laughing:
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« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2007, 07:46:33 PM »

130 lbs is a gross exaggeration I think.  :laughing:

Well, this is the internet afterall. Go ahead, ask me about my cock.
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« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2007, 07:56:42 PM »

I'm quite sure our future residents don't care to hear about your cock size.

But, if I had to guess... you are scrawny, tall, and anti-social.  I say you are hung like a fricking horse ala Holmes.  :|

Bastard.
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« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2007, 09:11:51 PM »

I'm quite sure our future residents don't care to hear about your cock size.

But, if I had to guess... you are scrawny, tall, and anti-social.  I say you are hung like a fricking horse ala Holmes.  :|

Bastard.

He's not tall. Dunno about the cock.
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