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« on: March 13, 2010, 03:36:14 AM »
To commemorate our upcoming third anniversary, we here at the Church have decided to finally throw something worth your while outside of our words of brilliance. Yes, we are going to hold a contest beginning April 22nd, 2010. I will be withholding details on the contest for now (but don't fret, it isn't anything too terribly original), but I will tell you of these wonderful prizes we're planning for our lucky winners:

First prize will receive a $50 gift certificate from DiabolikDVD.com

Second prize will receive a $25 gift certificate from DiabolikDVD.com

Third prize and so forth, will receive the gift of us: The Church of Splatter-Day Saints. Lucky you!

Dig it? And even though we do have an idea or two for the actual contests, feel free to recommend something for us, as nothing is set in stone yet.
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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2010, 09:37:47 AM »
 :cheer: what a fab idea. i'm excited.
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« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2010, 03:23:16 PM »
I'm interested.


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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2010, 08:48:56 PM »
Well, looks like Raz is ensuring absolutely everyone who comes near the board will know of the contest now 
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« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2010, 02:11:57 AM »
 :zombieglomp: You guys had betta watch out, 'cause I'm in to win.  :zombieglomp:
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« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2010, 01:04:28 PM »
well, i'd like to know what the contest is before i start shit-talking.  lol
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"Ya know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody’s gotta do something, they gotta be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that . . .I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don’t wanna be."
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« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2010, 01:56:31 PM »
I've heard the contest is to see who can kill the most registered Church members who haven't made a single post.
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« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2010, 03:30:19 PM »
Quote from: digitalartery on March 15, 2010, 01:56:31 PM
I've heard the contest is to see who can kill the most registered Church members who haven't made a single post.

That'd be a whole lotta killing.
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« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2010, 03:59:54 PM »
Quote from: nom_de_plume on March 15, 2010, 01:04:28 PM
well, i'd like to know what the contest is before i start shit-talking.  lol
You're going down. I can sense the tension in your post.
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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2010, 04:08:16 PM »
Quote from: MR8LEGS on March 15, 2010, 03:59:54 PM
You're going down. I can sense the tension in your post.

that's it, bitch. it's ON!
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"Ya know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody’s gotta do something, they gotta be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that . . .I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don’t wanna be."
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« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2010, 07:39:00 PM »
I'm thinking it'll involve ass-to-mouth of some sort...   
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« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2010, 07:40:44 PM »
Quote from: Razor88 on March 15, 2010, 07:39:00 PM
I'm thinking it'll involve ass-to-mouth of some sort...   
See, Nom? It's in the bag.
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« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2010, 07:49:05 PM »
Quote from: MR8LEGS on March 15, 2010, 07:40:44 PM
See, Nom? It's in the bag.

word. we're both pretty fuckin aces at ATM, it's gonna be a tough call.
i have sweater meat though, so i might have an edge. maybe.  lol
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"Ya know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody’s gotta do something, they gotta be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that . . .I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don’t wanna be."
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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2010, 02:18:19 AM »
Quote from: nom_de_plume on March 15, 2010, 07:49:05 PM
word. we're both pretty fuckin aces at ATM, it's gonna be a tough call.
i have sweater meat though, so i might have an edge. maybe.  lol



sweater meat? i just threw up a bit in my mouth

is that like a cosby sweater?
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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2010, 03:21:10 AM »
She has a whole bunch of rotted meat in her sweater, having just come back from the garbage bins behind her local grocery store.

Sweater meat? That's gotta be the worst boob-euphemism of all time.
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