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« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2010, 03:36:30 AM »
And, of course, I'm kidding--as always. Re-reading the first part of my last post, it seems offensive. I didn't intend that.
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« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2010, 09:50:14 AM »
Quote from: ScaryLarry on March 16, 2010, 03:21:10 AM
Sweater meat? That's gotta be the worst boob-euphemism of all time.

 absolutely.  :thumbs:

enhance your vocabulary too! :

Angel Cakes        Double-Whammies      Loaves              PT Boats
Apples             Dueling Banjos       Loblollies          Pumpkins
Balboas            Dugs                 Love Melons         Rangoons
Balloons           Dumplings            Love Muffins        Rib Balloons
Bangers            Dunes                Lulus               Rib Cushions
Bangles            Ear Muffs            Macaroons           Rivets
Bassoons           Eclairs              Mambos              Roundies
Baubles            Eggplants            Mammaries           Sandbags
Bazongas           Enchiladas           Mammies             Satellites
Bazookas           Flapjacks            Mams                Scones
Bazooms            Flappers             Mangos              Scoops
Beacons            Flesh Bulbs          Marangos            Set
Beanbags           Flesh Melons         Maraschinos         Shakers
Bebops             Floaters             Marimbas            Shebas
Betty Boops        Floats               Mau Maus            Shimmies
Big Boppers        Fog Lights           Mausers             Silos
Bikini Stuffers    Fried Eggs           Meatballs           Skin Sacks
Billibongs         Fun Bags             Meat Loaves         Skooners
Blinkers           Gagas                Melons              Smoothies
Bombers            Garbos               Milk Cans           Snuggle Pups
Bombshells         Gazingas             Milk Fountains      Spark Plugs
Bonbons            Gazongas             Milk Shakes         Specials
Bongos             Glands               Molehills           Spheres
Bonkers            Globelets            Mommas              Spongecakes
Boobers            Globes               Mondos              Spuds
Boobies            Gob Stoppers         Montezumas          Stacks
Boobs              Gongas               Moo Moos            Stuffing
Boops              Goombas              Mother Lodes        Sugarplums
Bops               Grapefruits          Mounds              Sweater Meat
Bosom              Grillwork            Mountain Peaks      Sweater Puffs
Boulders           Guavas               Muchachas           Sweet Rolls
Bouncers           Gum Drops            Muffins             Tahitis
Bra Buddies        Handsets             Mulligans           Tamales
Bra Stuffers       Hand Warmers         Mushmelons          Tartugas
Bronskis           Headers              Nancies             Tatas
Bubbas             Headlamps            Nectarines          Tattlers
Bubbies            Headlights           Niblets             Teats
Buds               Headphones           Nibs                Tetons
Bulbs              Headsets             Nippeloons          Thangs
Bulges             Hefties              Nippelos            Thingamajigs
Bullets            Heifers              Nippers             Tidbits
Bumpers            Hemispheres          Nippies             Titbits
Bumps              Hills                Nips                Tits
Bust               Hindenburgs          Nodes               Titskis
Busters            Honeydews            Nodules             Titters
Busties            Honkers              Noogies             Titties
Butterballs        Hood Ornaments       Nose Cones          Tomatoes
Buttons            Hoohas               Oompas              Tooters
Caboodles          Hooters              Orbs                Torpedoes
Cannon Balls       Hot Cakes            Ottomans            Tortillas
Cantaloups         Hottentots           Padding             Totos
Carumbas           Howitzers            Pagodas             Twangers
Casabas            Hubcaps              Pair                Tweakers
Cha-Chas           Huffies              Palookas            Tweeters
Charlies           Humdingers           Papayas             Twin Peaks
Chihuahuas         Hush Puppies         Parabolas           Twofers
Chimichongas       ICBM's               Pastries            Tympanies
Chiquitas          Jawbreakers          Paw Patties         U-Boats
Coconuts           Jemimas              Peaches             Umlauts
Congas             Jibs                 Peakers             Wahwahs
Corkers            Jobbers              Peaks               Waldos
Creamers           Jugs                 Pears               Warheads
Cream Pies         Jukes                Pects               Water-Melons
Cuhuangas          Jumbos               Peepers             Whoppers
Cupcakes           Kabukis              Pillows             Wind-Jammers
Curves             Kalamazoos           Pips                Wobblers
Dingers            Kazongas             Plums               WOngas
Dinghies           Kazoos               Pointer-Sisters     Woofers
Dingos             Knobbers             Points              Yabbos
Dirigibles         Knockers             Pokers              Yams
Domes              Kongas               Polygons            Yayas
Doodads            Kumquats             Pompons             Zeppelins
Doozers            Lactoids             Pontoons            Zingers
Doozies            Lip Fodder           Potatoes
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"Ya know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody’s gotta do something, they gotta be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that . . .I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don’t wanna be."
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« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2010, 09:54:20 AM »
Quote from: ScaryLarry on March 16, 2010, 03:36:30 AM
And, of course, I'm kidding--as always. Re-reading the first part of my last post, it seems offensive. I didn't intend that.

you've got to be the sweetest piece of shit i've ever had the pleasure of pseudo-meeting.  lol
no worries, Lar. if i haven't gotten the gist of you by now, i need my head "examined" with a ball peen hammer.  :thumbs:
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"Ya know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody’s gotta do something, they gotta be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that . . .I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don’t wanna be."
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« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2010, 09:55:58 AM »
Quote from: Portrait of a Serial Killer on March 16, 2010, 02:18:19 AM
cosby sweater?

i just threw up a bit in my mouth.
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"Ya know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody’s gotta do something, they gotta be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that . . .I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don’t wanna be."
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« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2010, 02:37:04 PM »
Quote from: nom_de_plume on March 16, 2010, 09:54:20 AM
you've got to be the sweetest piece of shit i've ever had the pleasure of pseudo-meeting.  lol
I just cackled like a black man at a soul food dinner table.

The list put the smile on, then it went into full fledged cackle. With so much emphasis on your Montezumas - I think you should give is a peep 
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« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2010, 05:21:29 PM »
I could use a $50 gift certificate to Diabolik DVD. 

So, let's say you win, what would YOU get from there? 

I'd probably get the Phantasm sphere box set from over in the UK.
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You did mess up my head by showing me what a dirtbag I've been in my lifetime... but that doesn't change the fact that I still try to be better. I'm giving it a shot. At the end of the day, I'm winning- and I wouldn't have things any different.
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« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2010, 05:22:48 PM »
Oh man I could blow $50 at Diabolik without even thinking about it. Too many items to choose.
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« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2010, 05:46:38 PM »
Too true!  I'll have to have a gander over there again just to see if there is anything I might want more than the sphere set.  I doubt it, but I might as well.
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You did mess up my head by showing me what a dirtbag I've been in my lifetime... but that doesn't change the fact that I still try to be better. I'm giving it a shot. At the end of the day, I'm winning- and I wouldn't have things any different.
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« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2010, 05:48:59 PM »
You speak as if it's already in the bag for you my friend. I suppose you think your ass to mouth skills are the stuff of legend. We shall see.
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« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2010, 05:54:54 PM »
I'm just making speculative conversation, as I said in my original post regarding the subject.
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You did mess up my head by showing me what a dirtbag I've been in my lifetime... but that doesn't change the fact that I still try to be better. I'm giving it a shot. At the end of the day, I'm winning- and I wouldn't have things any different.
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« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2010, 05:55:38 PM »
And I'm just fucking with you. ;)
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« Reply #26 on: March 16, 2010, 05:56:50 PM »
Quote from: Razor88 on March 16, 2010, 05:48:59 PM
I suppose you think your ass to mouth skills are the stuff of legend.
lol lol
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« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2010, 01:04:13 AM »
mr8leg's pick.
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« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2010, 01:28:20 AM »
Quote from: Wade Wilson on March 17, 2010, 01:04:13 AM
mr8leg's pick.

Is that The Pig Fucking Movie? Classic stuff.
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« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2010, 01:36:59 AM »
See, I'm not sure if it is THE pig fucking movie, but I'm really hoping it is.  It would sadden me to know that there is more than one.
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You did mess up my head by showing me what a dirtbag I've been in my lifetime... but that doesn't change the fact that I still try to be better. I'm giving it a shot. At the end of the day, I'm winning- and I wouldn't have things any different.
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