http://www.mondo-video.com/attack-of-terror-opticsAttack of the Cockface Killer
This movie sat on my coffee table without any artwork or images for encouraged viewing. Justin talked the movie up rather large so I felt compelled to viddy it and see what kind of joyride I would be in for with “attack of the cockface killer” Immediately after starting the film I was drawn to it like a cute girl in a catholic school girl outfit. The Film was obviously low budget and boasted copious amounts of nudity in the opening credits! I immediately thanked Justin outloud and proceeded with eager eyes and tight pants.
The “plot” unfolds as the title decribes. Quite simple it’s about a Killer who wears a dildo off the bottom of his face in sort of a phallic goatee with a white bloodstained mask very “slipknot-ish”. The killer proceeds to murder anyone who’s having sex whether it be with themselves or with another with his weapon of choice a….giiant…..black…..dildo. Yes you heard right a giant…..black…..dildo. The movie has it all, throat fucking, gut fucking, murder murder murder and boobs boobs boobs.
Some great one liners by the victims of the cockfaced killer kept me laughing my ass off and what kind of writer would I be without sharing those one liners with you? Without further a-do… “It smells like sheeps-ass!” and “oh my god…there’s a prick on your chin!”
This movie vaguely reminded me of a troma movie but without as much of the over the top sillyness. The movie is silly don’t get me wrong but it’s not uber silly like troma (who’s near and dear to my heart) is. The film overall was incredibly enjoyable and fans of the “I can’t believe what I’m seeing, this is so bad it’s good” films are sure not to miss attack of the cockface killer.
One bitch I do have about the movie is a small bitch but needs to be mentioned. For the subject matter the movie got a little old towards the end. A movie like this would have been a homerun if it came in at an hour or even 45 minutes but with a runtime of nearly 90 minutes towards the end it got old and a bit redundant. Don’t let that deter you from watching this “gem of the underworld” however. It’s sure to please gorehounds, perverts, or anyone who likes seeing people get dominated by giant…..black……dildo’s Golden sceptor on attack of the cock face killer? Amish Zombie gives it a strong 6
