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« on: May 29, 2010, 01:50:51 AM »


A doctor's son is dying of leukemia so he takes the obvious treatment route - he transplants the heart of a gorilla into the dying lad in order to pump the super-strong gorilla blood through his body to rid it of the disease. Meanwhile, female luchadore wrestlers fight and shit. The gorilla boy turns into a savage ape man who quickly escapes and goes on a rampage around town tearing women's clothes off and raping/killing them. Mayhem ensues

Ok, 3 words: So. Fucking. Awesome. This film is chock full of gore, sleaze, and a plot so bizarre it has to be experienced to really be appreciated. Marvel at how they try to scientifically explain the logistics of the surgery and its healing properties! See real open heart surgery footage! Ogle the ample naked boobies! What more can you ask for?  :thumbs:

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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2010, 02:49:50 AM »

I've actually heard of this thing previously. Night of the Bloody Apes indeed. If all was right with the world, every night would be a Night of the Bloody Apes.

What became of these apes to make them all bloody, anyway? But that's beside the point--they've apparently been through a lot, and so let's at least have a night for them, comprised of beers and band-aids.
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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2010, 02:30:35 PM »

I've owned the Something Weird DVD for years now, and ya know what...I just realized I've never seen this. I'll need to rectify that soon.
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2010, 11:14:23 PM »

I just read about this in Trash Cinephile
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2010, 01:40:37 AM »

Haha. Cool review-thingy, D. I own this one in a South of the Border's Crypt of Terror collection. It is, in fact, just as super as you say it is - even bought a lobby card. La Horripilante Bestia Humana!
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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2010, 02:28:01 AM »

Wow, hah, I own the Something Weird Video VHS, I am so far out of the loop.

Fun movie. What I like to do is sit and compare the various wrestling techniques of the masked females. And ponder there style versus modern mma. Could they compete and hold there own? Or would they to need an Ape's heart to out duel a signifigant foe. This movie leaves so much un-answered. *sigh*
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