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« Reply #450 on: August 10, 2010, 01:14:17 PM »

He already decided he hated us and to never return. Or his dial-up caused him to finally defenestrate his PC.

Shit. High turn-over rate for sure.  lol

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« Reply #451 on: August 11, 2010, 01:08:00 AM »

We're like the Wal-Mart of horror message boards.
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« Reply #452 on: August 13, 2010, 09:03:03 AM »

We're like the Wal-Mart of horror message boards.

 :pukeslurp:

don't make that comparison again or i'm out of here  lol

I guess that statement would hold true if no one ever went to wal-mart.
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« Reply #453 on: August 13, 2010, 01:02:00 PM »

:pukeslurp:

don't make that comparison again or i'm out of here  lol

I guess that statement would hold true if no one ever went to wal-mart.

I say it due to the high turnover rate of their employees.
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« Reply #454 on: August 13, 2010, 06:34:33 PM »

I worked at a Wal-Mart for a year and a half, and after my first six months there I stopped keeping track of who was coming and who was going.
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« Reply #455 on: August 14, 2010, 06:36:50 PM »

I worked at a Wal-Mart for a year and a half

wow, I'm sorry to hear that, I can't imagine how awful that was.. I get very agitated whenever I have to spend more then 10 minutes in a Wal-mart.

Can i ask what you did there? any fucked up stories?
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« Reply #456 on: August 14, 2010, 07:29:34 PM »

No you may not ask him.

I always put my plan on paper(pre-entering Wal-mart to buy whatever at x o clock in the morning. A list. Pinpoint of items, group them closely together as they are located - always look for the quickest escape route as you enter. If you go to wal-mart and casually stroll around looking for cool things to buy - I hate your entrails. Re-evaluate yourself.
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« Reply #457 on: August 15, 2010, 08:02:49 PM »

I always put my plan on paper(pre-entering Wal-mart to buy whatever at x o clock in the morning. A list. Pinpoint of items, group them closely together as they are located - always look for the quickest escape route as you enter. If you go to wal-mart and casually stroll around looking for cool things to buy - I hate your entrails. Re-evaluate yourself.

I simply don't shop there. Makes day-to-day life that much easier.
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« Reply #458 on: August 16, 2010, 07:45:21 AM »

I hate your entrails. Re-evaluate yourself.

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« Reply #459 on: August 16, 2010, 10:02:28 AM »

???

I think he's speaking about the customers at Wal Mart.
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« Reply #460 on: August 16, 2010, 12:11:23 PM »

I think he's speaking about the customers at Wal Mart.
You're always good with me, Adam. That was totally meant towards... or do you leisurely shop at Wally World? Maybe I did mean it.
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« Reply #461 on: August 16, 2010, 06:19:52 PM »

Well i'm glad that was not directed at me, made me feel awful..  :/

I don't shop the Wal-Mart..

you ever notice how all Wal-marts smell the same?
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« Reply #462 on: August 16, 2010, 09:28:16 PM »

Well i'm glad that was not directed at me, made me feel awful..  :/

I don't shop the Wal-Mart..

you ever notice how all Wal-marts smell the same?
Oh, come on. I've told you on many occasions that if you weren't xxx miles away I'd totally physically love your for your mind and body and tear that shit up every now and then or at your request. We'll never have beef, no pun intended.

I've never visited them all[Wal-Marts][to catch and compare whiffs].
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« Reply #463 on: August 16, 2010, 09:31:25 PM »

We'll never have beef, no pun intended.

 lol i almost spit beer everywhere. mikey liked that one.
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« Reply #464 on: January 16, 2011, 01:46:20 AM »

Hello. I am Wary Larry, for I am quite wary with regard to your shenanigans. Also, I am the product of a disturbed mind. Where the fuck are the cupcakes?? You must all die now.
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