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IDrinkYourBlood
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Re: New Converts!
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August 10, 2010, 01:14:17 PM »
Quote from: MR8LEGS on August 10, 2010, 11:00:03 AM
He already decided he hated us and to never return. Or his dial-up caused him to finally defenestrate his PC.
Shit. High turn-over rate for sure.
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August 11, 2010, 01:08:00 AM »
We're like the Wal-Mart of horror message boards.
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August 13, 2010, 09:03:03 AM »
Quote from: Orion Jeriko on August 11, 2010, 01:08:00 AM
We're like the Wal-Mart of horror message boards.
don't make that comparison again or i'm out of here
I guess that statement would hold true if no one ever went to wal-mart.
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Quote from: ghosTea on August 13, 2010, 09:03:03 AM
don't make that comparison again or i'm out of here
I guess that statement would hold true if no one ever went to wal-mart.
I say it due to the high turnover rate of their employees.
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August 13, 2010, 06:34:33 PM »
I worked at a Wal-Mart for a year and a half, and after my first six months there I stopped keeping track of who was coming and who was going.
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Quote from: SatanAteMyEars on August 13, 2010, 06:34:33 PM
I worked at a Wal-Mart for a year and a half
wow, I'm sorry to hear that, I can't imagine how awful that was.. I get very agitated whenever I have to spend more then 10 minutes in a Wal-mart.
Can i ask what you did there? any fucked up stories?
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August 14, 2010, 07:29:34 PM »
No you may not ask him.
I always put my plan on paper(pre-entering Wal-mart to buy whatever at x o clock in the morning. A list. Pinpoint of items, group them closely together as they are located - always look for the quickest escape route as you enter. If you go to wal-mart and casually stroll around looking for cool things to buy - I hate your entrails. Re-evaluate yourself.
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Quote from: MR8LEGS on August 14, 2010, 07:29:34 PM
I always put my plan on paper(pre-entering Wal-mart to buy whatever at x o clock in the morning. A list. Pinpoint of items, group them closely together as they are located - always look for the quickest escape route as you enter. If you go to wal-mart and casually stroll around looking for cool things to buy - I hate your entrails. Re-evaluate yourself.
I simply don't shop there. Makes day-to-day life that much easier.
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August 16, 2010, 07:45:21 AM »
Quote from: MR8LEGS on August 14, 2010, 07:29:34 PM
I hate your entrails. Re-evaluate yourself.
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Quote from: ghosTea on August 16, 2010, 07:45:21 AM
I think he's speaking about the customers at Wal Mart.
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Quote from: Orion Jeriko on August 16, 2010, 10:02:28 AM
I think he's speaking about the customers at Wal Mart.
You're always good with me, Adam. That was totally meant towards... or do you leisurely shop at Wally World? Maybe I did mean it.
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August 16, 2010, 06:19:52 PM »
Well i'm glad that was not directed at me, made me feel awful..
I don't shop the Wal-Mart..
you ever notice how all Wal-marts smell the same?
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Quote from: ghosTea on August 16, 2010, 06:19:52 PM
Well i'm glad that was not directed at me, made me feel awful..
I don't shop the Wal-Mart..
you ever notice how all Wal-marts smell the same?
Oh, come on. I've told you on many occasions that if you weren't xxx miles away I'd totally physically love your for your mind and body and tear that shit up every now and then or at your request. We'll never have beef, no pun intended.
I've never visited them all[Wal-Marts][to catch and compare whiffs].
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August 16, 2010, 09:31:25 PM »
Quote from: MR8LEGS on August 16, 2010, 09:28:16 PM
We'll never have beef, no pun intended.
i almost spit beer everywhere. mikey liked that one.
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Hello. I am Wary Larry, for I am quite wary with regard to your shenanigans. Also, I am the product of a disturbed mind. Where the fuck are the cupcakes?? You must all die now.
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