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« on: January 23, 2010, 10:22:15 PM »
Laura Gemser has always possessed creepy old-lady hands.

I fucking love garlic.
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2010, 11:38:44 PM »





if you do not eat these, you can not pass GO.
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"Ya know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody’s gotta do something, they gotta be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that . . .I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don’t wanna be."
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2010, 01:11:12 AM »
Settings in my nightmares are on the opposite sides as opposed to real life.  ie: toilet IRL is on right side of bathroom whilst shower is on left, in nightmare the toilet is on left side and vise versa.

I've woken with injuries sustained in dreams, but never woke up dead when mortally wounded.

I love lesbian anal porn, but can't stomach two chicks kissing in front of me.

Kylie Minogue, Christina Lindberg, Raquel Welch, Faye Dunaway, and Sophia Loren are vampires... they have yet to age.

How is it that they could build the pyramids with such precision, but couldn't come up with the wheel?

The Dark Ages wasn't just in Europe, but recorded as such throughout the world.  How could this be with limited travel and communication?

10 years ago, a 20GB harddrive cost nearly $400.  Today, a 500GB cost less than 60 bucks.  13 years ago when I first got a computer, my 2GB disk cost more than 300.  When I first touched a computer back in 81, a 5MB (that's megabyte) disk cost almost $4000.

I'm a bit buzzed... and am not one bit sorry.
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2010, 09:34:07 AM »
nice to see kev posting, even if it is drunken.

why in the fuck did you guys create a new thread to basically rant in? are my posts so fucking awful that you don't want your precious thoughts touching mine?

yea. fuck all you bitches with a workin man's hand.

i'm taking my ball & going home.
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"Ya know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody’s gotta do something, they gotta be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that . . .I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don’t wanna be."
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2010, 10:39:20 AM »
no, im not. im posting my random thoughts.

cocksuckers.


im tryin to get another job @ a new bar..i hate playing that sleazy, grease the wheel kinda gal. i spent yesterday drinking & talking with the owner...you know those convo's. listen to her bitch about the probs of staff & then talk like it's my life's ambition to work behind a bar.
yes, i know you can't give away free shots. no, i would never close without cleaning up. yes, i really am just a magnificent people person. ty, i'm glad you like the music i play on the jukebox. no, i cant believe there are so many junkies around here.
grrrrrrrrrr.
i even stooped so low as to slide a nice fat bud into her hand before her shift was over.

if i dont have a new job soon, i'm gonna fucking kill myself for selling out & being a loser.

not to mention i gotta return to that dive today & watch a fucking football game. yes, a game. yes, i know.
this. is. awful.
i don't have to actually watch....but i have to BE THERE WHILE IT'S ON. one & the same.

kill ME now.
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2010, 01:50:16 PM »
Duane.  Inform her the difference between a rant and a random thought.  :D  I may have been drunk, but for some reason, I understood what he meant.   lol

Which reminds me...

Einstein was a marvel in the physics and math department, but could not tie his shoes and had a learning disability with everything else.
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2010, 06:15:05 PM »
I'm in the process of making personal sized chicken pot pies for my girlfriend and I. Hers has regular ventilation slits on the top crust, while mine is a gigantic sunwheel design. It's not just yummy, it's Fuhrer-ific!
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2010, 08:10:38 PM »
As per Kev's request:

The "Rant" thread is where people bitch about things. Me stating that I love garlic and about the state of Laura Gemser's hands hardly constitutes a rant, but are merely random thoughs I felt like sharing. Most of us have them. :)
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2010, 08:10:56 PM »
Wet badger smells horrible.

I have gas.
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2010, 08:12:23 PM »
Quote from: nom_de_plume on January 24, 2010, 10:39:20 AM
no, im not. im posting my random thoughts.

cocksuckers.


im tryin to get another job @ a new bar..i hate playing that sleazy, grease the wheel kinda gal. i spent yesterday drinking & talking with the owner...you know those convo's. listen to her bitch about the probs of staff & then talk like it's my life's ambition to work behind a bar.
yes, i know you can't give away free shots. no, i would never close without cleaning up. yes, i really am just a magnificent people person. ty, i'm glad you like the music i play on the jukebox. no, i cant believe there are so many junkies around here.
grrrrrrrrrr.
i even stooped so low as to slide a nice fat bud into her hand before her shift was over.

if i dont have a new job soon, i'm gonna fucking kill myself for selling out & being a loser.

not to mention i gotta return to that dive today & watch a fucking football game. yes, a game. yes, i know.
this. is. awful.
i don't have to actually watch....but i have to BE THERE WHILE IT'S ON. one & the same.

kill ME now.




For example, the above should have been posted in the Rant thread. We're nothing if not anal around here.
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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2010, 08:13:09 PM »
I think I may throw up.

I've lost my taste for Pepsi at the moment. Hope that goes away.
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2010, 09:09:00 PM »
you're all cocksuckers who will burn in hell...atleast that's what my god thinks.
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"Ya know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody’s gotta do something, they gotta be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that . . .I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don’t wanna be."
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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2010, 12:50:23 AM »
Quote from: nom_de_plume on January 24, 2010, 09:09:00 PM
you're all cocksuckers who will burn in hell...atleast that's what my god thinks.

Sounds a bit ranty to me. Take that shit to the other thread.
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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2010, 05:32:28 AM »
Quote from: Orion Jeriko on January 25, 2010, 12:50:23 AM
Sounds a bit ranty to me. Take that shit to the other thread.
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"Ya know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody’s gotta do something, they gotta be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that . . .I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don’t wanna be."
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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2010, 06:02:49 AM »
Modern Warfare 2 is kinda like heroin.
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