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SatanAteMyEars
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« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2010, 10:01:43 PM »
My ass is on fire! Why must my body eject Sriracha via my anus instead of just absorbing it's awesomeness?
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« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2010, 06:05:48 PM »
That lemon energy drink was tasty.

I have heartburn.
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« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2010, 01:59:33 PM »
busy as fuck today.



i can smell sour beer in my kitchen.
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"Ya know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody’s gotta do something, they gotta be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that . . .I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don’t wanna be."
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« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2010, 10:48:20 PM »
I fucking hate teenagers.
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« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2010, 09:01:28 AM »
I have the smallest bladder in the world.

I'm always thirsty. Seriously, if I let myself, I could drink 10 liters of water a day.
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« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2010, 01:02:07 PM »
i'm going to continue my undefeated streak in competitive eating and food challenges today by eating 16 habanero sauced chicken wings with nothing to eat or drink in between. My stomach is already cursing me

Kat i tend to drink 2 or 3 gallons of water a day..it's good for you :)
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« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2010, 01:22:23 PM »
Quote from: death2u on January 30, 2010, 09:01:28 AM
I have the smallest bladder in the world.

I'm always thirsty. Seriously, if I let myself, I could drink 10 liters of water a day.

i've been thirsty my whole life.   lol

truly though, i do have the bladder of a 4yr old. i go constantly & people actually poke fun.
apparently i go every 10 minutes, yet somehow manage to be IN the bathroom for 20.
some weird time-space-continuum-distortion-thingy.
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"Ya know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody’s gotta do something, they gotta be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that . . .I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don’t wanna be."
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« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2010, 02:13:16 PM »
So where did you hide the rest of the kid's body, Joc?
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« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2010, 02:24:11 PM »
Quote from: SpiderWolf on January 30, 2010, 02:13:16 PM
So where did you hide the rest of the kid's body, Joc?






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"Ya know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody’s gotta do something, they gotta be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that . . .I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don’t wanna be."
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« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2010, 02:40:03 PM »
Fuck you and your fucking Patio Lanterns
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« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2010, 03:16:44 PM »
I only buy all natural rape. None of this artificial rape for me.
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« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2010, 08:08:39 PM »
Vomit tastes and smells like Spaghetti-Ohs.

Blizzard snow in the South is as frustrating as a heat wave in the far North.
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« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2010, 08:31:19 PM »
Quote from: ghosTea on January 30, 2010, 02:40:03 PM
Fuck you and your fucking Patio Lanterns

I'm not convinced that Kim Mitchel is, in fact, a wild party.
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« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2010, 08:38:36 PM »
Quote from: SatanAteMyEars on January 30, 2010, 08:31:19 PM
I'm not convinced that Kim Mitchel is, in fact, a wild party.

hahahah pleased you got that reference, at work we have Conservative music radio station playing. That song was playing when I was in a very bad mood trying to figure something out with the client file I had open.
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« Reply #29 on: January 31, 2010, 05:43:36 AM »
It's strange how I used to think my grandfather was just a bitter old man as he was dying of cancer. I took care of him in his final days, many years ago. He'd piss me off all the time, saying I was a young punk and didn't know shit about anything. He especially  pissed me off when he said I never really knew my own father, who died when I was twelve. I'd always walk away--never listened to him.

I've come to realize that he was correct. Now he's been long dead, and whatever information he might have wanted to pass on to me is gone.
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