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« Reply #510 on: May 06, 2010, 06:59:33 PM »

The poster for ISOYG. It's as boring and unimaginative as I was hoping it'd be:

Heh. I have a few of these posters, rolled up, in my rolled up posters closet. One of them signed by the cast and die-rector. I just couldn't bring myself to spit at them : x

Maybe I'm going to SD Hell, but I'll give the film a chance. As I said before, it may be because of my personal connection with the actors.

I feel so stupid just walking through the line, getting my poster signed without a word. I came up to the chica and asked her if she was "lopping of dingalings?"
"Let's just say I make great use of these right here."

I know. Damn me. I suck.
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« Reply #511 on: May 26, 2010, 08:28:49 PM »

This is a remake I can get behind. The original is far too campy with its set-design.

Logan's Run to be remade by Ridley Scott protege, Carl Erik Rinsch

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Commercial director and  Ridley Scott  protege Carl Erik Rinsch is in talks to direct a remake of Logan’s Run for Warner Bros/Joel Silver. I think this is the perfect project for Rinsch, who in my mind, has always been destined for a effects-heavy sci-fi feature debut.

You might recognize Rinsch’s name as he was originally tapped to direct a prequel/remake of Alien, but Fox convinced/pushed Ridley Scott to helm the project himself. I was one of the few people actually interested in Rinsch’s involvement. Rinsch’s commercials show an amazing sense of imagination, visual effects artistry and composition. We’ve profiled his amazing commercials on the site, more than once. If you havent checked his television spots out yet, you should do so now.

In April, we posted Rinsch’s short film The Gift, the futuristic action thriller tells the story of a robotic manservant who must go on the run from the Russian police. The short quickly spread around the internet (if you haven’t watch it yet, click here). In my original posting I commented that “I really wish we could see more of this world, and I’m excited to see what Rinsch might be able to do with a feature project.” A day later word dropped that a bidding war had begun between several big Hollywood movie studios, including Warner Bros and Fox, to turn the short film into a feature. We even broke more information about the project, titled Small, and posted some leaked concept renderings.

Heatvision reports however that “the process for an adaptation was stymied however since Phillips owns the rights to the short but the enthusiasm for the short reignited Rinsch’s race for a feature career.” Rinsch was also being considered by 20th Century Fox  for the Bryan Singer-produced X-Men Origins: First Class, but lost out to Kick-Ass director Matthew Vaughn. He is also currently in preproduction on a samurai action film titled 47 Ronin with Keanu Reeves attached. He intends to direct Logan’s Run after he completes that film for Universal.

Bryan Singer was at one point attached to direct the remake, but got pulled away to direct Superman Returns. Commercial director Joseph Kosinski was then brought on board, with screenwriter Timothy J. Sexton working on a script. But Kosinski got sidetracked with a little side project for Disney called Tron Legacy.

The 1976 film is actually based on a 1967 novel by William F. Nolan and George Clayton Johnson. The plot involved a dystopian future society in which population and the consumption of resources is managed and maintained in equilibrium by the simple expediency of killing everyone who reaches the age of thirty (21 in the book), thus neatly (and inhumanely) avoiding the issue of overpopulation which was of growing concern at the time. Those who try to escape their destiny are known as a “Runners”, and is hunted down by operatives known as Sandmen. The main character of the story is a Sandman named Logan who makes a run for it. The book launched two sequels, Logan’s World and Logan’s Search, both of which were published after the release of the film.

http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/05/26/carl-erik-rinsch-to-direct-logans-run/
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« Reply #512 on: May 27, 2010, 08:42:21 AM »

It's date night??? Glad to know rape=date now. I supposed if the guys yell, "SURPRISE!!!!" first it's not rape.

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« Reply #513 on: May 31, 2010, 06:32:22 AM »

Goddamn motherfucking shit filled cunts!!! Apparently the remake of "The Thing" is currently in the filming stages. Fuck goddamnit! I'm gonna become a serial killer if they keep this shit up!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0905372/
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« Reply #514 on: May 31, 2010, 08:30:14 AM »

Uhh...you do realize that The Thing is a remake right? So you're angry about a remake of a remake?
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« Reply #515 on: May 31, 2010, 08:33:23 AM »

Yeah, but the original was crap. JC's version is a masterpiece. Assuming the remake is of JC's version, then that blows.
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« Reply #516 on: May 31, 2010, 09:09:16 AM »

Yeah, but the original was crap. JC's version is a masterpiece. Assuming the remake is of JC's version, then that blows.

What he said.    lol

That's my biggest problem with the remakes coming out the past 5 or 10 years: they're basically scene for scene copies and most of them suck ass. You can't watch JC's "The Thing" and the original "The Thing From Another World" and compare the two cause both are easily stand alone films. This new remake is gonna be just like the Freddy, Jason, and Halloween remakes...it's gonna explain the fuck out of everything to the point that it's just ridiculous.

And both "The Thing..." films are based on a short story by John Campbell so while JC's "The Thing" is basically a remake, it's also a lot truer to the original story than Howard Hawks adaptation.
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« Reply #517 on: May 31, 2010, 09:45:00 AM »

i was under the impression the new "The Thing" is a prequel, no?

not that it makes much difference, but...just sayin.
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« Reply #518 on: May 31, 2010, 09:56:37 AM »

They were gonna do a sequel, then they decided on a prequel(or vice versa), then both got scraped and this remake came from out of left field. It has a young female lead so I'm sure there'll be some lovey-dovey, teeny bopper shit somewhere in there.
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« Reply #519 on: May 31, 2010, 10:06:23 AM »

They were gonna do a sequel, then they decided on a prequel(or vice versa), then both got scraped and this remake came from out of left field. It has a young female lead so I'm sure there'll be some lovey-dovey, teeny bopper shit somewhere in there.

ugh. just got the low down from imdb. whatev.  :/
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« Reply #520 on: May 31, 2010, 04:52:41 PM »

I really don't get everyone's obsession with The Thing. I've never liked it, so I couldn't care less about the remake or prequel or sequel.
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« Reply #521 on: May 31, 2010, 07:43:49 PM »

I really don't get everyone's obsession with The Thing. I've never liked it, so I couldn't care less about the remake or prequel or sequel.

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« Reply #522 on: May 31, 2010, 08:03:34 PM »

There is something fundamentally wrong with you..

So sayeth the mook who shits all over Halloween and Alien  :/

I was always under the impression that a prequel has been in the works for the past couple of years. The story revolving around the Norwegian camp that first comes in contact with the virus before it reaches MacReady and Co. Of course, if they finished this product, it would result in a lot of no-name American actors attempting really lame Scandinavian accents as subtitles in a Hollywood flick are unheard of. Especially of the braindead/fluffy variation that this would undoubtedly fall under.
But, we as hardcore genre fans are so far from the intended demographic at this point, I don't know why we act surprised when they push out a substandard product for the lowest common denominator.
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« Reply #523 on: June 01, 2010, 09:10:03 PM »

Alien???   :o

Okay so Halloween is a love it or hate it kinda flick, The Thing isn't for everybody, but Alien? Fucking Alien??? The fuck is wrong with people???    lol
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« Reply #524 on: June 06, 2010, 08:59:10 PM »

Here is an article about the original rubber shark from Jaws that was found in some dumpster or some shit.
Either way, that's neither here nor there, the last paragraph of the article is what is...well, disturbing:

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Bruce's discovery couldn't come at a better time. There's talk that Universal might be considering a 3D "Jaws" remake -- with comedian Tracy Morgan  in the shark-hunter role. Perhaps Bruce will find his way onto the silver screen once again.

Jaws remake, in 3D, with Tracey Morgan. Pretty spectacular.
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