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« Reply #525 on: June 07, 2010, 01:54:05 AM »

How the fuck does that Tracey Morgan dude keep getting work??? As a serious actor, even?!?!?!?
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« Reply #526 on: June 07, 2010, 01:57:18 AM »

How the fuck does that Tracey Morgan dude keep getting work??? As a serious actor, even?!?!?!?

Jaws 3D will be far from serious.
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« Reply #527 on: June 09, 2010, 10:15:13 PM »

Fright Night update:

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David Tennant, best known for starring in the BBC series "Doctor Who," and Christopher Mintz-Plasse are joining the cast of "Fright Night," a remake of the cult 1985 film.

Anton Yelchin stars as Charlie, a teen convinced that his new neighbor (Colin Farrell) is a vampire. Toni Collette is the teen's disbelieving mom, who falls under the vampire's spell.

Tennant will play Peter Vincent, a character who in the original movie was played by Roddy McDowall as the host of a late-night horror show. In the remake, he's a Las Vegas magician whose show revolves around horror-movie imagery. Vincent claims to be a vampire expert, but when the teen turns to him for assistance, he's less than helpful.

Mintz-Plasse is playing Evil Ed, Yelchin's friend who feels slighted that Charlie has left his nerdy past behind and thus joins the vampire's coven.

The DreamWorks movie marks the first real foray into America for Tennant. He starred in the NBC pilot "Rex Is Not Your Lawyer," but it did not get picked up.

Mintz-Plasse, meanwhile, is continuing to show that there is life after McLovin, the character he played in his acting debut in "Superbad." He recently was onscreen as the Red Mist in "Kick-Ass."

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« Reply #528 on: June 09, 2010, 10:28:03 PM »

Colin Farrell? Colin Farrell as the vampire? I reject this.

I also reject getting a communist to play an American, but I'm willing to accept Christopher Mintz as Evil Ed. Simply because I have a feeling he is destined to follow in Geoffreys' footsteps and get into gay porn after a failed acting career.

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« Reply #529 on: June 10, 2010, 12:35:48 AM »

I'm not exactly fond of the idea of a Fright Night remake, but David Tennant would rock the shit out of the Peter Vincent character.
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« Reply #530 on: June 10, 2010, 07:50:38 PM »

I'm not exactly fond of the idea of a Fright Night remake, but David Tennant would rock the shit out of the Peter Vincent character.

True, but fuck that Colin Farrell noise.
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« Reply #531 on: July 12, 2010, 02:20:10 AM »

Official Plot Synopsis for 'The Thing' Prequel

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Now filming up in Toronto, Canada is Universal Pictures and Strike Entertainment's The Thing, which will serve as a prelude to John Carpenter's classic 1982 film of the same name. Starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Joel Edgerton, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Dennis Storhøi, the plot details for the Matthijs van Heijningen Jr. directed creature feature have changed over the course of different drafts by Ronald D. Moore and Eric Heisserer (A Nightmare on Elm Street), but we've now received the OFFICIAL synopsis release by Uni. Check it out below. The Thing lands on Earth April 29, 2011.

"Antarctica: an extraordinary continent of awesome beauty. It is also home to an isolated outpost where a discovery full of scientific possibility becomes a mission of survival when an alien is unearthed by a crew of international scientists. The shape-shifting creature, accidentally unleashed at this marooned colony, has the ability to turn itself into a perfect replica of any living being. It can look just like you or me, but inside, it remains inhuman. In the thriller THE THING, paranoia spreads like an epidemic among a group of researchers as they’re infected, one by one, by a mystery from another planet. Paleontologist Kate Lloyd (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) has traveled to the desolate region for the expedition of her lifetime. Joining a Norwegian scientific team that has stumbled across an extraterrestrial ship buried in the ice, she discovers an organism that seems to have died in the crash eons ago. But it is about to wake up. When a simple experiment frees the alien from its frozen prison, Kate must join the crew’s pilot, Carter (Joel Edgerton), to keep it from killing them off one at a time. And in this vast, intense land, a parasite that can mimic anything it touches will pit human against human as it tries to survive and flourish."

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/20761
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« Reply #532 on: July 12, 2010, 04:38:10 AM »

Official Plot Synopsis for 'The Thing' Prequel

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/20761

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If you hadn't noticed... that's a woman's name... for a "prelude" of the original...which they are telling us will have two survivors or main characters by end of the film... and that the Americans/Canadians/English-speaking folk in the original were oblivious to the fact that the parasite was unleashed, even though there are obvious English-speaking prudes walking to take credit for a Norwegian find... which means this "prelude" is not a "prelude" at all since the film would have been a Norwegian-only-speaking film if based on Carpenter's film...

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« Reply #533 on: July 14, 2010, 01:52:32 AM »

If you hadn't noticed... that's a woman's name... for a "prelude" of the original...which they are telling us will have two survivors or main characters by end of the film... and that the Americans/Canadians/English-speaking folk in the original were oblivious to the fact that the parasite was unleashed, even though there are obvious English-speaking prudes walking to take credit for a Norwegian find... which means this "prelude" is not a "prelude" at all since the film would have been a Norwegian-only-speaking film if based on Carpenter's film...

eyy, you know the original had a lot of sex appeal. Gawd knows how many times I've inappropriately touched myself to Adrienne Barbeau's voice as the Chess game in Carpenter's classic. They're just upping the ante a bit with a pair of tits and a pretty face.
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« Reply #534 on: September 01, 2010, 11:22:56 PM »

13... really ??? Odd one to re-make IMO.. Loved the original, and the same director is attached, decent cast as well.

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While I'm always a bit surprised when a director chooses to remake their own film - particularly when the remake comes relatively close to the original - it's not hard to see why Gela Babluani would be interested in helming the US remake of his cult hit 13 Tzameti. An edgy, intense thriller about a young man caught up in a gambling ring that bets on group games of Russian roulette - the players culled from the lower classes, desperate for cash by any means - Babluani made his reputation with the original and shot only one film in his native country (Georgia) before taking the reins on the English version, titled simply 13.

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« Reply #535 on: September 01, 2010, 11:26:08 PM »

13 trailer

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/jiNqVYzjG-o&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/jiNqVYzjG-o&rel=1</a>

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« Reply #536 on: September 02, 2010, 12:20:17 AM »

I love 13 Tzameti. I got a bullet key ring.
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« Reply #537 on: September 17, 2010, 04:21:00 AM »

Takashi Miike to remake Harakiri in 3D

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Keeping up with the output of Japanese director Takashi Miike can be a difficult task. He’s slowed down somewhat in recent years, with only two films this year and two in 2009. But he’s still one of the most prodigious filmmakers alive, with a habit of burning like a wildfire through one feature project after another.

Now, just after 13 Assassins (his remake of a samurai picture from 1963) played to good notice at the Venice and Toronto Film Festivals, he’s booked another remake. This time Miike will turn his attention to a new version of the 1962 samurai classic Harakiri, and it will be his first film in 3D.

Variety says that Miike has Ebizo Ichikawa set to star, and the film will shoot in October for release in 2011.

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The original Harakiri is a classic of the samurai genre, and landed in the Criterion Collection a few years back. Here’s the company’s synopsis of the film, under which you can find the trailer:

"Following the collapse of his clan, unemployed samurai Hanshiro Tsugumo (Tatsuya Nakadai) arrives at the manor of Lord Iyi, begging to commit ritual suicide on his property. Iyi’s clansmen, believing the desperate ronin is merely angling for charity, try to force him to eviscerate himself—but they have underestimated his honor and his past. Winner of the 1963 Cannes Film Festival’s Special Jury Prize, Masaki Kobayashi’s Harakiri is a scathing denouncement of feudal authority and hypocrisy.
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« Reply #538 on: September 17, 2010, 04:47:17 AM »

I never saw the original, i'm kinda interested now.
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« Reply #539 on: September 17, 2010, 11:36:24 AM »

I've had it sitting on the to be watched shelf for a few years now (the original). May have to bump it up in the queue.
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